Ok, here is a list of dumb questions people get asked about digital media. I’ll try to compile them over time.

1. “Can I patent the process of sending emails so no one else can send it?” – FMCG Brand

2. “What is my share of voice on Google?” – Leading Mobile Manufacturer

3. “Can you predict what would be share of voice on Google in the coming year & how much I need to spend?”- Leading Mobile Manufacturer again!

4. “How much will Google charge to replace it’s logo with mine?”

5. “Are people really looking for me on the internet!”

6. “Bounce rate – is it the cursor running on my web-page?”

7. Cost Per Genuine Lead – terminology spoiling the client lot!

8. Why do I need to pay in a Pay Per Click program on my keyword?

9. You are internet god, when do you plan to own Google?